Sometimes, I enjoy receiving spam. Lately, I’ve noticed a bunch of Britney Spears related spam, which I’ve had a good laugh at.
The emails all seem to have a link in the body which says something like Watch Video or Click Here with some seedy looking photo. Obviously, you wouldn’t click them… but the subject of some of these I find amusing.
- Britney’s Dad sends conservatorship lawyer to help Amy Winehouse
- Britney Spears’ actions too Far Out for Newspaper
- Britney Spears and Paris Hilton to Visit Burma
- Britney Spears in training to become lesbian
- Britney Spears Kidnap Plot Foiled
- Britney Spears Out of Hospital and Fighting for Palestinian Cause
- Britney Spears Picks Nose
- Britney Spears Plans To Auctions Off Her Children On EBay
- Britney Spears Recording New Album – Forgotten How To Sing
- Britney Spears Stashed Guns in her Vagina – Papparazzi Duck for Cover
- Britney Spears Threatens to Ditch Greenback
- Britney Spears Vagina Taken To Hospital
- California Storm is Britney Spears Fault
- New Britney’s paparazzi video. She must be really crasy
- Britney Spears Applies For Barack Obama Masseuse Job?
- Britney Spears is dating Obama
- Britney sues vagina for divorce
- Britney shaves her head again. Also seen shopping naked
- Britney in Gaza’s shocking rehab romance
- Britney Spears Not Bipolar – New World Order Conspiracy Afoot
.. and my favourite:
- Britney Spears Is Actually A Piece Of Broccoli
I’m seeing a trend of these for Paris Hilton also.
- Paris Hilton Becomes Mormon — Marries Paparazzi
- Paris Hilton Returned By Aliens
- Paris Hilton: I will give my Body to the Winner of the French Open
Ah, spammers. When will you just get a life.